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Miller

Musician. Entrepreneur. Allegedly emotionally available.

This could be us

Miller driving, smiling

๐ŸŽฎ How to play

  1. Match: answer the pizza question below. It texts him your answer.
  2. Earn a rose ๐ŸŒน: take a selfie with him, text it, collect your rose in person.
  3. Win his profile pic ๐Ÿ“ธ: text the best photo of you two. Winner announced tomorrow.

Rejecting him in person is also a supported feature.

The best spot in town for pizza is

Pizzeria Bianco. The correct answer Grimaldi's. A respectable argument Your place. Bold claim. I'll be the judge

Tap one to text me your answer โ™ฅ

P.S. Texts go to the algorithm's burner. Nothing against green bubbles. I'm just not putting my real number on a T-shirt. That one unlocks in person.

๐ŸŒน Rose requests now open

  1. Take a selfie with your match.
  2. Text it to him.
  3. He hands you a real rose. In person.
Send my selfie ๐ŸŒน

Limited roses. While supplies last. (Add your photo before you hit send.)

Dating intentions

Looking for someone to delete me.

How my friends see me

Miller mid-conversation

You'd never know it, but I

Write love songs for a living. Well, not entirely for a living. Occasionally for the emotional inconvenience of everyone involved.

Guess the backstory of this photo

Miller at sunset

I'm in my element when

I'm overdressed for a dive bar, underdressed for a nice restaurant, and somehow having the best night of my life.

Get someone who looks at you like

A cartoon marsupial with a mustache

I'm weirdly attracted to

Women who are a little intimidating until they laugh. Then I'm pretty much screwed.

๐Ÿ“ธ Hinge is updating his profile

Text the best photo you take with him tonight. The winner becomes his new main photo.

Submit my photo

Results announced tomorrow. Judging is completely biased.

Together, we could

Tell our friends we met organically.

Let's get together

This weekNext weekforour first date

Tap a time to text me โ™ฅ

Greatest weakness

Responding to messages within a reasonable timeframe. Test me.

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