Miller
Musician. Entrepreneur. Allegedly emotionally available.
This could be us

๐ฎ How to play
- Match: answer the pizza question below. It texts him your answer.
- Earn a rose ๐น: take a selfie with him, text it, collect your rose in person.
- Win his profile pic ๐ธ: text the best photo of you two. Winner announced tomorrow.
Rejecting him in person is also a supported feature.
The best spot in town for pizza is
Pizzeria Bianco. The correct answer Grimaldi's. A respectable argument Your place. Bold claim. I'll be the judgeTap one to text me your answer โฅ
P.S. Texts go to the algorithm's burner. Nothing against green bubbles. I'm just not putting my real number on a T-shirt. That one unlocks in person.
๐น Rose requests now open
- Take a selfie with your match.
- Text it to him.
- He hands you a real rose. In person.
Limited roses. While supplies last. (Add your photo before you hit send.)
Dating intentions
Looking for someone to delete me.
How my friends see me

You'd never know it, but I
Write love songs for a living. Well, not entirely for a living. Occasionally for the emotional inconvenience of everyone involved.
Guess the backstory of this photo

I'm in my element when
I'm overdressed for a dive bar, underdressed for a nice restaurant, and somehow having the best night of my life.
Get someone who looks at you like

I'm weirdly attracted to
Women who are a little intimidating until they laugh. Then I'm pretty much screwed.
๐ธ Hinge is updating his profile
Text the best photo you take with him tonight. The winner becomes his new main photo.
Submit my photoResults announced tomorrow. Judging is completely biased.
Together, we could
Tell our friends we met organically.
Greatest weakness
Responding to messages within a reasonable timeframe. Test me.
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